Time cruncher beanie

1 in 1000 of these is made with a real functioning Time Cruncher that will make you time travel when you press it. You heard me right, if you buy 1000 of these you get a guaranteed time machine. Probably. Maybe. Don’t sue me, I can’t afford a legal team.

Shipping is estimated to take 10-15 business days, but may take up to twice as long in some situations.